Inspired by Resume by Volodymyr Kushnir

Résumé

— I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney — I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault

*I am not only the richest president of the richest and most powerful country, but also the richest sportsman!!! I often spend my own championships on my huge, like some EU countries area, golf field!🤩

Experience

Recent
  • 20th January 2017 - present

    The 45th President of the United States


    My presidential achievements:
      1. I jump-started America’s economy into record growth, which created jobs and increased take-home pay for working Americans.
      2. Under President Trump’s leadership, Congress passed historic tax cuts and relief for hard-working Americans
      3. The U.S. Gross Domestic Product (GDP) grew at or above 3 percent for two quarters in a row for the first time in three years.
      4. 2017 first quarter GDP grew 1.2 percent, and 2017 fourth quarter GDP grew 2.5 percent
      5. 2018 first quarter GDP grew 2.3 percent. The best since 2015.
      6. President Trump is unleashing economic growth and jobs. During his first year, nearly 3 million new jobs were created since January 2017 and the unemployment rate fell to 3.8 percent, the first time below 4% in 18 years.
      7. The Dow Jones Industrial Average hit record highs more than 80 times under President Trump, including closing higher than 26,000 points for the first time in its history.
      8. Economic confidence rebounded to record highs under President Trump because his pro-growth policies have and continue to put American workers and businesses first.
      9. President Trump signed an Executive Order that expanded apprenticeships, recognizing the need for more quality alternatives to four-year college degrees.
      10. President Trump signed a Presidential Memorandum directing the Secretary of Education to prioritize STEM education with a particular focus on computer science.
      11. The Trump Administration prioritized the economic empowerment of women as a key element of our commitment to economic growth and gender equality.
      1. I protected the American homeland by enforcing immigration laws, so that every American can feel safe in their community.
      2. President Trump called on Congress to fully fund a wall along the Southern border, to close legal loopholes that enable illegal immigration, to end chain migration, and to eliminate the visa lottery program
      3. President Trump pulled the United States out of negotiations for a “Global Compact on Migration,” a plan for global governance of immigration and refugee policy that may have compromised U.S. sovereignty
      4. The Trump Administration rescinded the unlawful Deferred Action for Parents of Americans (DAPA) program.
      5. From President Trump’s inauguration through the end of FY 2017, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) made 110,568 arrests of illegal aliens, a 40 percent increase compared to the same time period the prior year.
      6. In FY 2017, ICE conducted 226,119 removals. The proportion of removals resulting from ICE arrests increased from 65,332, or 27 percent of total removals in FY 2016 to 81,603, or 36 percent of total removals, in FY 2017.
    • I built stronger rural communities by ensuring Americans have access to the quality infrastructure they deserve.

    • By promoting fair and reciprocal trade, President Trump put America first. This includes exiting TPP, renegotiating NAFTA, and securing major new bilateral deals with major trading partners.

    • President Trump rebuilt our military, crushed ISIS, and confronted rogue nations to protect America and our allies.

    • President Trump reversed years of policies that locked up American energy and restricted our ability to sell to other countries.

    • President Trump repealed the Obamacare individual mandate, expanded plan choices and increased competition to bring down costs for consumers.

    • President Trump and his Administration protected life by fighting back against illegal drug shipments, opioid abuse, and abortion service providers.

    • President Trump and his Administration supported the expansion of school choice across the country so every parent has a voice in their child’s education.

Back then
    • 2016

      Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!

    • 2015

      Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run

    • 2009

      Changed my mind and became Republican again

    • 2005

      Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades, certificates and other bureaucracy, but program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. 98% students gave positive reviews while studying, however some of these ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University after the course. I had to pay $25 million to settle that...

    • 2002

      Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park Avenue. I sure do like my surname!

    • 2001

      Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party

    • 1999

      Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and abroad! Also switched to the Reform Party that year

    • 1997

      Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump Place. Me and the other investors sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the biggest residential sale in the history of New York City

    • 1996

      Acquired the Bank of Manhattan Trust Building, which was a vacant seventy-one story skyscraper on Wall Street. After an extensive renovation, the high-rise was renamed the Trump Building

    • 1994

      Refurbished the Gulf and Western Building on Columbus Circle, turned it into a 44-story luxury property known as Trump International Hotel and Tower

    • 1989 ― 1992

      Ran a second hand airline called Trump Shuttle. What a waste of money, I had to sell it, now it is American Airlines Shuttle, btw

    • 1989, 1990

      Learned about Tour de France and decided to hold my very own Tour de Trump. Is America not great enough for that cycling competition?

    • 1988

      Acquired the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan for $407 million, invested $50 million to restore the building and boosted it from three-star to four-star hotel (I called it "the Mona Lisa" and sold it for a lot of cash in 1995)

    • 1987

      Registered as a Republican

    • 1985

      I bought the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach and turned it into a private club.You can join if you pay $200K initiation fee (and there is another annual fee for members, it is very expensive to be rich). That year I also opened a casino called Trump Castle. My wife Ivana became a manager, because she is another Trump!

    • 1983

      I purchased New Jersey Generals, an American football team. I changed team's play schedule and filed an antitrust lawsuit against United States Football League, so NJG are not doing so good now, but back then they were great!

    • 1980

      Started developing the Trump Tower skyscraper in Manhattan, I payed a crew of undocumented Polish workers to demolish the historic Bonwit Teller store, including art deco features. All this to make architectural critic Paul Goldberger say in 1983 that the tower's atrium is "the most pleasant interior public space to be completed in New York in some years". At the same time I also started a repair job on the Wollman Rink in Central Park and completed the work in three months for $1.95 million, which was $775,000 less than the initial budget!

    • 1978

      Purchased a 50 percent stake in the derelict Commodore Hotel and turned it into the Grand Hyatt Hotel in 2 years of remodeling

    • 1971

      Was promoted to president of the company and renamed it The Trump Organization

    • 1968

      Began my career at my father's real estate development company, Elizabeth Trump & Son

    • 2019

      Was awarded Worst Actor and Worst Screen Combo at Golden Raspberry Awards for parts in "Death of a Nation" and "Fahrenheit 11/9"

    • 2015

      Published a book "Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again"

    • 2011

      Published a book "Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again" in coauthorship with Wynton Hall, Peter Schweizer and Meredith McIver

    • 2011

      Published a book "Midas Touch: Why Some Entrepreneurs Get Rich – And Why Most Don't" in coauthorship with Robert Kiyosaki

    • 2011

      Published a book "Trump Tower" in coauthorship with Jeffrey Robinson

    • 2009

      Published a book "Think Like a Champion: An Informal Education in Business and Life" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver

    • 2008

      Published a book "Never Give Up: How I Turned My Biggest Challenges into Success" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver

    • 2007

      Published a book "Think Big and Kick Ass" in coauthorship with Bill Zanker

    • 2007

      Received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for being producer of Miss Universe pageant

    • 2006

      Published a book "Why We Want You to Be Rich" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver and Robert Kiyosaki

    • 2006

      Published a book "How to Build a Fortune: Your Plan for Success From the World's Most Famous Businessman"

    • 2006

      Published a book "The Best Real Estate Advice I Ever Received: 100 Top Experts Share Their Strategies"

    • 2006

      Published a book "Trump 101: The Way to Success" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver

    • 2005

      Published a book "The Best Golf Advice I Ever Received"

    • 2005

      Performed a song with Megan Mullally at the 57th Primetime Emmy Awards

    • 2004 ― 2008

      Ran short-form talk radio program "Trumped!" (one to two minutes on weekdays)

    • 2004

      Published a book "Trump: How to Get Rich" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver

    • 2004

      Published a book "The Way to the Top: The Best Business Advice I Ever Received"

    • 2004

      Published a book "Think Like a Billionaire: Everything You Need to Know About Success, Real Estate, and Life" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver

    • 2003 ― 2015

      Produced NBC reality shows "The Apprentice" and "The Celebrity Apprentice"

    • 2000

      Published a book "Trump: The America We Deserve" in coauthorship with Dave Shiflett

    • 1997

      Published a book "Trump: The Art of the Comeback" in coauthorship with Kate Bohner

    • 1991

      Was awarded Worst Supporting Actor at Golden Raspberry Awards for a part in "Ghosts Can't Do It"

    • 1990

      Published a book "Trump: Surviving at the Top" in coauthorship with Charles Leerhsen

    • 1987

      Published a book "Trump: The Art of the Deal" in coauthorship with Tony Shwartz

    • 2006

      Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron

    • 2005

      Married her

    • 1998

      Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss

    • 1999

      Divorced Marla ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • 1993

      Married Marla and had a daughter, we named her Tiffany, because I like Tiffany & Company jewellery as well

    • 1992

      Started affair with Marla Maples, so I had to divorce. God knows I love nice women, I love them all!

    • 1984

      Birth of Eric Trump

    • 1982

      Birth of Ivanka Trump

    • 1977

      My first son is born. I called him Donald, of course!

    • 1977

      Married Czech model Ivana Zelníčková

  • 14th June 1946

    Born in Queens, New York City, USA

Languages

🇺🇸 ENGLISH For the rest i have a personal assistant!

Skills💪

NEGOTIATING COUNTING REMODELING WRITING ACING SINGING REPORTING INCORPORATING SELLING ADVERTISING HOSTING COMPETING TWITTING PARENTING GAMBLING DATING SUING ORGANIZING FUNDING DEBATING ADVISING PRESBYTERIANING

Character

ADJUSTED CALM AMBITIOUS COMPETITIVE SOCIABLE DIRECT HOSTILE CARELESS IGNORANT INQUISITIVE BOLD CONFIDENT MISCHIEVOUS CHARMING INTERESTING DARING COLORFUL LAZY SELF-PROMOTING

Likes😃

BILLIONS FILET-O-FISH BIG MAC CHINA QUARTER POUNDER DIET COKE TARIFFS BIBLE ARTOF DEAL PATRIOTS BEAUTIFUL MODELS GOLD REAL ESTATE WAR PROTESTERS CONSTRUCTION RUSSIANS BANKS SPORTS WOMEN MEXICO RED HAT KOREANS GOLF

Dislikes😞

DOGS MEDIA CNN GERMANS MEXICANS IMMIGRANTS SHITHOLE COUNTRIES UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN BLACKS SUSHI HOT-DOGS ALCOHOL FRUIT CHRISTMAS PARTIES LIBERALS

Wants🤔

BE HEALTHY GROW A TREE BUILD TRUMP AIRPORT HAVE A TASTE DO A HARLEM SHAKE IN CONGRESS TO GOLF MORE OFTEN WIN ALL THE COURT SUITS

Education🎓

  • 2011

    Asked friends who are prominent and wealthy alumni of the New York Military Academy to secure my academic records so they could not be seen by anyone, never!

  • 1968

    Graduated Wharton School with a B.S. in economics

  • 1966

    Transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania

  • 1964
    Started studying in Fordham University
  • 1959
    Enrolled in the New York Military Academy, a private boarding school, after my parents discovered I made frequent trips into Manhattan without their permission